I have done 57 stupid things

Level 1.
[X] Said LOL out loud. (ur, I do this all the time)
[X] Forgotten your own age.
[X] Tried to lick your elbow.
Total so far: 3

Level 2.
[] Said the wrong name in bed.
[] Had unprotected sex.
[] Hurt yourself sexing.
[] Sexed yourself hurting.
Total so far: 3

Level 3.
[X] Licked your toe.
[] Licked a frozen pole.
[] Licked a dog bone.
[] Licked a dog.
Total so far: 4

Level 4.
[X] Drank old milk. (urgh, there was a period I did this every morning)
[] Drank milk right from a cow.
[] Ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
[] Drank Qwik right from the brown cow.
[] Pushed a cow over.
Total so far: 5

Level 5.
[] Eaten bugs.
[] Eaten garbage.
[X] Eaten food off the floor after five seconds. (NOM NOM NOM)
[X] Eaten a booger. (:B)
Total so far: 7

Level 6.
[] Been in a five-seater car with more than seven people.
[] Been in a seven-seater van with over twelve people.
[] Driven in a seven-seater van by yourself.
[] Driven a tricycle past the age of three.
[] Driven yourself to the wrong house.
Total so far: 7

Level 7.
[] Put dirty dishes in the fridge.
[] Put bowls of food in the dishwasher.
[x] Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard.
[] Put salt in your coffee.
[] Dropped the cap into the glass you were drinking from.
Total so far: 8

Level 8.
[] Jumped over a car.
[x] Jumped out of a moving car.
[] Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose.
[] Jumped off a bridge.
[] Jumped off your house.
Total so far: 9

Level 9.
[] Forgotten where you live.
[] Forgotten your own birthday.
[x] Forgotten to zip up in the morning. (lmao xD)
Total so far: 10

Level 10.
[x] Walked into a pole.
[x] Walked into a wall.
[x] Walked into someone.
[] Walked into a parked car.
Total so far: 13

Level 11.
[] Won a burping contest.
[] Burped the alphabet.
[x] Burped just to break the silence.
[x] Burped too hard and thrown up. (Yeah x.x
Total so far: 15

Level 12.
[x] Eaten a whole bag of chips.
[] Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
[x] Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice.
Total so far: 17

Level 13.
[x] Been caught picking your nose.
[x] Been caught going to the bathroom outside.
[] Been caught with your pants down.
[] Been caught having sex. (thank god !D: )
[] Been caught sexing yourself.
Total so far: 19

Level 14.
[] Shoved something up your nose.
[x] Picked your nose and studied what came out.
[] Picked your nose till it bled.
[] Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you.
[x] Blew your nose so goddamn hard your whole body hurt.
Total so far: 21

Level 15.
[x] Told a lie.
[x] Been caught in a lie.
[x] Lied to cover a lie.
[x] Lied to cover your ass.
[] Lied to an undercover hooker cop.
Total so far: 25 (wow, I'm a cheating little slytherin)

Level 16.
[x] Laughed at someone in pain. (other people's misfortune is my glee)
[x] Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself. (yeah.)
[] Laughed at a funeral.
[] Laughed so hard you pissed yourself. (no, only fodi does that)
Total so far: 27

Level 17.
[x] Written a letter to Santa Claus.
[] Believed in Santa past the age of eight.
[] Believed your folks when they said that a bunny laid chocolate eggs in the house.
[] Believed you were NEVER too old for trick-or-treating. (never went)
Total so far: 28

Level 18.
[] Thrown a party for yourself.
[] Thrown a ball at yourself.
[] Thrown up on yourself.
[] Thrown a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch.
[x] Thrown a super ball in the house and taken it right in the face.
Total so far: 29

Level 19.
[x] Pretended to know what you're doing.
[x] Pretended you were hot shit.
[x] Pretended you weren't listening.
[] Pretended you were Spider-Man. (no but I've pretended I was other superheros e_e ... aside from that HOW DO I SHOT WEB!?)
Total so far: 32

Level 20.
[x] Fell on the sidewalk.
[x] Fell down the stairs. (fucking hurts.)
[x] Fell UP the stairs. (doesn't hurt as much)
[] Went sledding down the stairs.
Total so far: 35

Level 21.
[x] Tried to do a really cool back flip...
[x] And busted your ass. (actually I kneed myself in the eye xD)
[x] Tried to do a really cool cartwheel...
[x] And didn't lift your feet, retard. (|: I was a retarded child)
Total so far: 39

Level 22.
[] Eaten food that you just kind of... found.
[] Eaten the mystery food in the back of the fridge.
[] Eaten something nasty to get a laugh.
[x] Cried when no one laughed.
Total so far: 40

Level 23.
[x] Cried when you hurt yourself.
[x] Cried when you didn't get your way.
[x] Cried over spilled milk.
[] Cried after sex.
Total so far: 43

Level 24.
[] Gone swimming naked.
[] Gone swimming in a stranger's pool.
[] Gone swimming with a hose in the yard.
[] Gone swimming in a stank-ass pond.
[x] Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ. (8D)
Total so far: 44

Level 25.
[x] Ridden a pony.
[x] Ridden a donkey.
[] Ridden a lawnmower pretending it was an awesome racecar.
[] Ridden a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship.
[] Ridden the dog.
Total so far: 46

Level 26.
[x] Locked yourself out of your house.
[] Locked yourself out of your car.
[x] Locked yourself IN the car.
[x] Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house.
[x] Tangled yourself up in a rope.
[] Tangled yourself up in a hose.
[] Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys.
Total so far: 50

Level 27.
[] Overcooked a fancy meal.
[] Overcooked Easy MAC.
[] Overcooked a Pop-Tart.
[] Overcooked a tiny plastic army man.
[x] Overcooked yourself at the beach. (English :B need I say more ...)
Total so far: 51

Level 28.
[x] Bitten plastic fruit.
[x] Bitten into something too hard and hurt your teeth.
[x] Bitten down before you got the fork into your mouth.
[x] Lifted an empty soda you thought was full, thereby flinging it.
[x] Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there. (I do this every time I go downstairs in the dark, it's developed into this complex i have)
Total so far: 56

Level 29.
[] Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them.
[x] Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa.
[] Shaved your eyebrows.
[] Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony.

Total: 57